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my name is elisha and i am from oregon and i really love my dog and my sister and pizza and being cool as hell. remade. i was attractivefather and beybladebrigade
Posted on 26th May at 10:13 AM, with 3 notes

I have issues with those who call themselves egalitarians and I especially have a problem with how they hate feminism and feminists and women. The reason you think feminism is a joke is why I need it. The way that you think women just hate and blame men about things is wrongfully is why I need it. The audacity you have to call me narrow minded and stupid and retarded and a militant feminist then say how you wish you were here to caress my skin like nothing you said was wrong is why I need it. The way you misunderstand or dismiss or ignore my need for feminism is why I need it and exactly the validating reason I do not need you.

Posted on 16th May at 8:39 PM, with 5,407 notes
daddyfuckedme:

I’M DOING ANOTHER SEX TOY GIVEAWAY!!! This time with all top of the line ovo products. To enter all you need to do is make a wishlist here to post on your blog and reblog or like this post as many times as you’d like to increase your chances at winning. You don’t have to be following me and you must be 18 or older to participate, this is in no way affiliated with tumblr.
I’ll be picking one winner with a random number generator every few days for the next month to receive a toy of their choosing from the picture above and until 6/14 you can use the codeword “ovo” for a 10% off discount at toydirty to buy one yourself or for any other products you see. :)
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- ovo K4 ($91.99)
- ovo K2 ($84.99)
- ovo D4 ($53.49)
- ovo F2 ($63.99)
- ovo T1 ($46.49)
- ovo W1 ($27.99)
- ovo W2 ($33.99)
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(These are all whisper quiet, waterproof, 100% body-safe and can be shipped anywhere)
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daddyfuckedme:

I’M DOING ANOTHER SEX TOY GIVEAWAY!!! This time with all top of the line ovo products. To enter all you need to do is make a wishlist here to post on your blog and reblog or like this post as many times as you’d like to increase your chances at winning. You don’t have to be following me and you must be 18 or older to participate, this is in no way affiliated with tumblr.

I’ll be picking one winner with a random number generator every few days for the next month to receive a toy of their choosing from the picture above and until 6/14 you can use the codeword “ovo” for a 10% off discount at toydirty to buy one yourself or for any other products you see. :)

In this picture you have:

- ovo K3 ($84.99)

- ovo K4 ($91.99)

- ovo K2 ($84.99)

- ovo D4 ($53.49)

- ovo F2 ($63.99)

- ovo T1 ($46.49)

- ovo W1 ($27.99)

- ovo W2 ($33.99)

- ovo B8 ($26.99)

(These are all whisper quiet, waterproof, 100% body-safe and can be shipped anywhere)

Posted on 15th May at 9:18 AM

My friends girlfriend who has basically quarantined herself off from making girl friends all year to hang out with Him all the time complained about not having a walking partner so I told her I would do it. I was fine with it and whatever even though I don’t actually enjoy her that much. Lately she has been pretty immature and catty and so she just said that she found a walking partner because that girl didn’t have one and she felt bad. It’s a pretty low and petty move and ill be over it tomorrow but I just am really annoyed that shit like this still happens. Like no one is gonna put up with this for te rest of your life!!!! Grow up!!!! Ok thank u I am OVER THIS

Tagged: #Personal,
Posted on 7th May at 5:51 PM, with 1 note

so like a ton of people were like telling me to kill myself (as a “joke”) and they were like i’m gonna kill myself!! over like stupid shit and i was like can you not say that please? and they were like “stop breathing. literally” as a “joke” and i was like “remember when i got attacked by a bear? i actually went to a hospital because i tried to kill myself” and they were like “my heart just dropped to my stomach. i’m so sorry… i had no idea. are you serious?” and then they saw my scars and stuff. and then another guy was like “is that henna on your arm?” and i was like… no….. and yep. it’s just so weird. sometimes i feel like i’m in my own little world and people don’t really see me in it. i dunno. 

Posted on 20th Apr at 12:41 PM, with 2 notes

wulapalooza was fucking turnt as hell i shook my ass up on stage with katey red i love live music

Posted on 16th Apr at 12:05 PM, with 1 note

Just got out of the psych ward Hey everyone

Tagged: #a me ref, #personal,
Posted on 26th Mar at 10:05 AM

i feel ill here. i feel like i’m gonna throw up and die. i hope i die. my goal is to get hit by a car soon. 

Tagged: #personal,
Posted on 21st Mar at 12:25 PM, with 1 note

i was gonna make a list of things because i like lists but then i decided to just bottle my emotions and ignore it because i like that even more

Tagged: #personal,
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