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my name is elisha and i am from oregon and i really love my dog and my sister and pizza and being cool as hell. remade. i was attractivefather and beybladebrigade
Posted on 23rd Jul at 12:16 AM

Consistently bad at blogging. The internet is poisoning me. I wish I had a laptop.

Posted on 19th Jul at 2:49 PM, with 935 notes
heckacute:

Check this out. I make music under the name Pregnant Women and I just finished an album of remixes called The Bagel Town Diaries. I like it a lot. It’s a bit slower and more relaxed than the last one I made. All of the songs on here are pretty different from the original versions and they are all extremely free. 
It’s a great album to put on if it’s hot outside. It’s a great album to put on if you’re walking at night. It’s a great album to put on if you want to listen to music. It’s a great album to put on if you’re trying to cover up the sounds of kissing because your parents are in the next room and they said that if they catch you making out with somebody again, you’re going to have to go live and work on your weird uncle’s houseboat for the rest of the summer. 
Anyway, please give it a listen and/or a download and share it with everybody you possibly can. Also, feel free to pay me a ton of money for it if you want.  
Pregnant Women - The Bagel Town Diaries
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Miley Cyrus - We Can’t Stop (Begging For Forgiveness Remix)
Sage The Gemini Featuring IamSu - Gas Pedal (Lying Down With Your Eyes Closed But Not Sleeping Remix)
Big Sean Featuring Nicki Minaj - Dance (A$$) (Farting During Your First Kiss Remix)
Drake - The Language (Ignoring Every Guy At The Club Remix)
Carly Rae Jepsen - Call Me Maybe (I’m Sorry For Your Loss Remix)
Rihanna - Pour It Up (Thinking About What You Would Do If You Won The Lottery Remix)
Ciara - Body Party (I Can Cry If I Want To Remix)
Taylor Swift - We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together (Watering Your Plants With Pee Remix)
Sean Kingston - Beautiful Girls (The Ugliest Girl In The World Is Dead Remix)
Big Sean - Beware (Shaving Your Head Remix)
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heckacute:

Check this out. I make music under the name Pregnant Women and I just finished an album of remixes called The Bagel Town Diaries. I like it a lot. It’s a bit slower and more relaxed than the last one I made. All of the songs on here are pretty different from the original versions and they are all extremely free. 

It’s a great album to put on if it’s hot outside. It’s a great album to put on if you’re walking at night. It’s a great album to put on if you want to listen to music. It’s a great album to put on if you’re trying to cover up the sounds of kissing because your parents are in the next room and they said that if they catch you making out with somebody again, you’re going to have to go live and work on your weird uncle’s houseboat for the rest of the summer. 

Anyway, please give it a listen and/or a download and share it with everybody you possibly can. Also, feel free to pay me a ton of money for it if you want.  

Pregnant Women - The Bagel Town Diaries

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SoundCloud
Mediafire

  1. Miley Cyrus - We Can’t Stop (Begging For Forgiveness Remix)
  2. Sage The Gemini Featuring IamSu - Gas Pedal (Lying Down With Your Eyes Closed But Not Sleeping Remix)
  3. Big Sean Featuring Nicki Minaj - Dance (A$$) (Farting During Your First Kiss Remix)
  4. Drake - The Language (Ignoring Every Guy At The Club Remix)
  5. Carly Rae Jepsen - Call Me Maybe (I’m Sorry For Your Loss Remix)
  6. Rihanna - Pour It Up (Thinking About What You Would Do If You Won The Lottery Remix)
  7. Ciara - Body Party (I Can Cry If I Want To Remix)
  8. Taylor Swift - We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together (Watering Your Plants With Pee Remix)
  9. Sean Kingston - Beautiful Girls (The Ugliest Girl In The World Is Dead Remix)
  10. Big Sean - Beware (Shaving Your Head Remix)
Posted on 19th Jul at 2:46 PM

Hey so I’m here and I’m not dead and I’m not okay. Things have been so strange lately and I just am so stuck but if you’re reading things thanks and I love you.

Posted on 15th Jul at 10:17 PM, with 25,541 notes

phoebewahl - I painted this envelope today to send to a friend.
Phoebe Wahl 2013
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phoebewahl - I painted this envelope today to send to a friend.

Phoebe Wahl 2013

Posted on 15th Jul at 12:37 PM, with 18,007 notes
colinquinn:

Seth Menachem

We went to the party, and, as I figured, some of the guests laughed and made comments. One said to me, “Do you think this is funny? There are kids here. You want them to see this?” Another said, “You want him to be gay?”  

And I stayed calm. And I explained to them the best I could that there is no correlation between kids cross-dressing and being gay. And if he is gay, it’s not because of anything I did. It’s because he’s gay. And maybe it’s a stage. And maybe it’s not. But either way, I don’t want him to ever feel like he wasn’t able to express himself because his parents didn’t support him. And some understood. And some, trapped by religion or ignorance, gave us the stank face. 

Plenty of people are supportive. They’ll see my kids — Sydney with her long dirty blonde hair, and Asher with his short dark hair, and say, “I love your daughter’s pixie cut.” When I tell them he’s my son, they smile and say, “I love it.” They also apologize for confusing his gender, but I tell them, “Don’t apologize. He’s in a purple dress with sparkly shoes. How would you know?” I know there are parents who get worked up when you confuse their kids’ gender, but I’m not one of them.

I get home before my wife most nights, so I was taking the kids out to walk our dog. They were dressing up in different outfits, my daughter treating Asher like her doll, as she tried various dresses, shoes, and headbands on him. And then Sydney told me she wanted me to wear a dress, too — “Oh my god, it will be so funny.”

I said, “No,” but she kept begging. I said, “People will laugh at me.” She said, “If they do, I’ll tell them to go away.” And I couldn’t argue with that, as I squeezed myself into Carrie’s most flexible dress. We walked the dog on our block, and the pleasure my kids took in seeing their dad go out of his comfort zone trumped the humiliation I felt.

Carrie pulled up to the house, and I saw her slacked jaw from the end of the street. She laughed. She took a picture. And she told me I better not rip her dress. And then we all went for a pizza.


(My Son Wears Dresses And That’s OK With Me | Seth Menachem for xoJane)

colinquinn:

Seth Menachem

We went to the party, and, as I figured, some of the guests laughed and made comments. One said to me, “Do you think this is funny? There are kids here. You want them to see this?” Another said, “You want him to be gay?”  
And I stayed calm. And I explained to them the best I could that there is no correlation between kids cross-dressing and being gay. And if he is gay, it’s not because of anything I did. It’s because he’s gay. And maybe it’s a stage. And maybe it’s not. But either way, I don’t want him to ever feel like he wasn’t able to express himself because his parents didn’t support him. And some understood. And some, trapped by religion or ignorance, gave us the stank face. 
Plenty of people are supportive. They’ll see my kids — Sydney with her long dirty blonde hair, and Asher with his short dark hair, and say, “I love your daughter’s pixie cut.” When I tell them he’s my son, they smile and say, “I love it.” They also apologize for confusing his gender, but I tell them, “Don’t apologize. He’s in a purple dress with sparkly shoes. How would you know?” I know there are parents who get worked up when you confuse their kids’ gender, but I’m not one of them.
I get home before my wife most nights, so I was taking the kids out to walk our dog. They were dressing up in different outfits, my daughter treating Asher like her doll, as she tried various dresses, shoes, and headbands on him. And then Sydney told me she wanted me to wear a dress, too — “Oh my god, it will be so funny.”
I said, “No,” but she kept begging. I said, “People will laugh at me.” She said, “If they do, I’ll tell them to go away.” And I couldn’t argue with that, as I squeezed myself into Carrie’s most flexible dress. We walked the dog on our block, and the pleasure my kids took in seeing their dad go out of his comfort zone trumped the humiliation I felt.
Carrie pulled up to the house, and I saw her slacked jaw from the end of the street. She laughed. She took a picture. And she told me I better not rip her dress. And then we all went for a pizza.
Posted on 15th Jul at 12:36 PM, with 64,369 notes

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